1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:04,538 THE TOOTSIE ROLL WRAPPER. WHAT TOOTSIE ROLL WRAPPER? 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:06,974 THE ONE AT YOUR FEET. I DON'T SEE IT. 3 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,576 IT'S RIGHT THERE. WHERE? 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:11,312 MARSHALL, STOP ARGUING WITH ME. MY PARENTS ARE WATCHING. 5 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,116 HAVE YOU SEEN THESE GUYS? THEY'RE HILARIOUS. 6 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,551 I GOT IT. WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT LIKE THAT? 7 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,288 WHEN LANE LEFT IT, IT WAS A DIFFERENT COLOR. 8 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,123 ARE YOU SURE SHE'D WANT THAT BACK? 9 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,558 IT'S BEEN LEFT ALONE ALL NIGHT AT A KEG PARTY. 10 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:25,993 THAT BACKPACK IS PERMANENTLY SCARRED. 11 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,228 THAT BACKPACK IS ZELDA FITZGERALD. 12 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,896 WELL, ZELDA'S GOING HOME. 13 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,131 OKAY. 14 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,932 [ SIGHS ] YOUR FIRST COP-RAIDED PARTY. 15 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:33,301 I AM JUST SO PROUD. 16 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,336 MOM. I JUST WISH I COULD'VE BEEN THERE. 17 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:38,172 IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. DID THEY BRING THE PADDY WAGON? 18 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,007 YEAH, WE SNUCK OUT THE BACK DOOR 19 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,275 AND HEADED FOR ALGONQUIN. 20 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,177 HOW WAS BENCHLEY? DRUNK AGAIN. 21 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,612 TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS PARTY. 22 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,047 I KNOW THE END, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE? 23 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:48,482 LANE'S BAND PLAYED. THEY WERE GREAT. 24 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,318 AND PEOPLE JUST HUNG OUT AND TALKED, 25 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,953 AND THEN THERE WAS SOME SORT OF FIGHT, I GUESS. 26 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,388 THE COPS CAME. THAT'S IT. 27 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,423 HMM. 28 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,557 HEY, LUKE. 29 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,428 I'M IN BED. I HAVE TEN MORE MINUTES TO SLEEP. 30 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,463 NOTHING MUCH IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, 31 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,298 BUT STILL TEN MINUTES IS TEN MINUTES. 32 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,933 SURE, YEAH. TEN MINUTES IS GREAT. 33 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,468 AND THEN THE PHONE RINGS. 34 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:10,538 IT JUST RINGS AND RINGS AND RINGS, SO I PICK IT UP. 35 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,373 GOT YOUR HEARING CHECKED? CAN I FINISH? 36 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,408 I'M JUST SAYING THAT'S A LOT OF RINGS. 37 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,245 ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE IS SOMEONE NAMED JOHN 38 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,912 WHO SAYS HE'S KYLE'S FATHER, 39 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,582 AND KYLE THREW A PARTY LAST NIGHT WITHOUT PERMISSION, 40 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:24,652 AND TWO GUYS GOT INTO A FIGHT AND TORE THE PLACE APART. 41 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:27,188 SO JOHN WANTS ME TO LOOK AT THE DAMAGE 42 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:28,622 AND DISCUSS SOME SORT OF SOLUTION 43 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,524 TO THE PROBLEM OF THE DAMAGES. 44 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,161 NOW I DON'T KNOW JOHN, AND I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW KYLE, 45 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,830 BUT I DO KNOW SOMEONE WHO WOULD GET INTO A FIGHT AT A PARTY 46 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,666 AND LEAVE THE PLACE COMPLETELY TRASHED. 47 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:39,700 IT'S A WILD GUESS, 48 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,735 BUT I THINK HIS NAME RHYMES WITH TESS. 49 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:45,206 SO HERE I AM, HEADING IN THERE TO TALK TO JOHN ABOUT KYLE 50 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,841 AND DISCUSS WHAT IS TO BE DONE ABOUT THE HUMMEL. 51 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,543 THE WHAT? EXACTLY. 52 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,513 LET'S GET BACK TO THE PARTY RECAP. 53 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,348 ANY LITTLE DETAILS YOU WANT TO SHARE? 54 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,849 JESS AND DEAN HAD A FIGHT. 55 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,018 OVER YOU? I WAS A CONTRIBUTING FACTOR. 56 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,220 WAS ANYONE HURT? NO. 57 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,155 THAT'S WHY THE COPS CAME? YES. 58 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:04,592 SO YOU WENT TO A COP-RAIDED PARTY, AND STARTED IT. 59 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,660 YES. THIS FENCE IS BROKEN BECAUSE OF YOU. 60 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:10,298 THIS CRAP IS ON THE GROUND BECAUSE OF YOU. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 61 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:13,801 * DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HERO? * 62 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,236 OH, MY GOD! 63 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:18,672 * YOU'RE EVERYTHING I WOULD LIKE TO BE * 64 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:22,310 * I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE * 65 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,179 * 'CAUSE YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS * 66 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:28,682 * IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD * 67 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:33,587 * FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD * 68 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:37,558 * ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME * 69 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:42,363 * AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN * 70 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:46,567 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 71 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:51,171 * ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 72 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,673 * IF YOU NEED * 73 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,776 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 74 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,445 * I WILL FOLLOW * 75 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,780 * OH, OH, OH * 76 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:04,652 * WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW * 77 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:09,156 * ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO * 78 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,624 * IF YOU NEED * 79 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,661 * YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU * 80 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:18,198 * I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD * 81 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,236 OH, THESE MUFFINS -- THEY'RE BRILLIANT. 82 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,871 TELL US YOU SELL YOUR MUFFIN MIX. 83 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,106 SOOKIE, PEOPLE WANNA THROW ROSES AT YOUR FEET. 84 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:27,341 AND I WILL LET THEM. 85 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,809 LISTEN, SOOKIE, DENNIS AND I 86 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,278 AND A BUNCH OF US OTHERS 87 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,945 WONDERED IF YOU OFFERED COOKING CLASSES. 88 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,146 COOKING CLASSES? 89 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,316 SOME BETTER B AND Bs INCLUDE THEM. 90 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,217 OH, OF COURSE THEY DO. 91 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:39,320 [ GIGGLES ] SO...WE DO, TOO. 92 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,588 WE WILL BE YOUR DISCIPLES. 93 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,222 GOSH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN. 94 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,658 WE'LL START WITH SPREADS. AND IF THERE'S TIME, DESSERTS. 95 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,362 I HAVE THIS CHOCOLATE BOMB -- OH, BUT BREADS AND SOUPS! 96 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,197 SOOKIE, HON, WE DON'T HAVE A KITCHEN. 97 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,231 OH, RIGHT. 98 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,266 THERE'S NO KITCHEN? 99 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,301 OKAY, NOT A PROBLEM. 100 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,935 YOU'LL ALL COME TO MY HOUSE. 101 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,704 CAN'T WAIT. CHEERS. 102 00:03:58,806 --> 00:03:59,940 UH, MAKE A NOTE. 103 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,376 IF THE GUESTS ARE GONNA WEAR THOSE ROBES DOWNSTAIRS, 104 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,412 WE NEED TO BUY ONES WITH THICKER MATERIAL. 105 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,846 SEEING THE SUNLIGHT HIT DENNIS 106 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,881 GAVE ME A WHOLE NEW RESPECT FOR PEG. 107 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,484 HEY, LISTEN, JACKSON'S UP IN ROCHESTER TODAY 108 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,085 HELPING HIS COUSIN REBUILD HIS NOVA. 109 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:15,556 HE'S NOT GETTING HOME TILL LATE, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME? 110 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,124 AVAILABLE? LIKE AN INTERN. 111 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,759 WHAT ARE YOU AND RORY DOING TONIGHT? 112 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,794 I'M OPEN. RORY'S GOT PLANS WITH THE GRANDPARENTS. 113 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,630 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN TOUCH. 114 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,798 I'M NOT. RORY IS. AH. 115 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,634 AT LEAST THE FAMILY PRESSURE'S OFF YOU. 116 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,168 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? I DON'T KNOW. 117 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,604 I MEAN, BEFORE THIS WHOLE FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER THING, 118 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,840 I DIDN'T SEE THEM REGULARLY, WE DIDN'T TALK REGULARLY, 119 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,275 SO IT WASN'T WEIRD WHEN I DIDN'T SEE THEM 120 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,710 OR TALK TO THEM REGULARLY. 121 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,078 YOU MISS THEM. 122 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,848 I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT DOING SOMETHING I'M SUPPOSED TO. 123 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,250 SO WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO? HOPE IT PASSES. 124 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:44,952 SOUNDS HEALTHY. 125 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:49,122 BLESSED ARE THEY WHO MOURN, FOR THEY WILL BE COMFORTED. 126 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,724 BLESSED ARE THE MEEK 127 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,394 FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. 128 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,762 HEY. HI. 129 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:57,698 SO, HOW ARE YOU? HOW WERE THINGS LAST NIGHT? 130 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,933 YOU MEAN AFTER MY DRUNKEN CALL TO MY MOTHER? 131 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,769 YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU GOT HOME? 132 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,637 I'M NOT SURE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 133 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,639 WELL, AFTER I FINISHED 134 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,675 WITH MY FARRELLY BROTHERS AUDITION IN THE BUSHES -- 135 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,309 THANKS FOR THE HAIR HOLDING. ANYTIME. 136 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,744 DAVE DROPPED ME OFF AT HOME. 137 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,180 HE WANTED TO COME IN, BUT HE'S AN ONLY CHILD, 138 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:16,650 AND I SAW NO REASON FOR HIS FAMILY LINE TO END WITH HIM, 139 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,486 SO I WENT IN AND HE LEFT. 140 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,153 AND? THE PLACE WAS DARK. 141 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,122 NO MRS. KIM? NO MRS. KIM. 142 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,256 NO MRS. KIM. 143 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,792 SO, OF COURSE, I PANICKED. 144 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:25,693 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 145 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,327 WHEN I'M HOME TEN MINUTES LATE 146 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,962 FROM BIBLE STUDY, SHE HAS A COW. 147 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,799 BUT I CALL HER DRUNK, TELL HER I'M AT A PARTY, 148 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,034 I'M A DRUMMER, IN LOVE WITH A NON-KOREAN. 149 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,404 I EXPECTED BACKUP -- AUNTS, UNCLES, COUSINS 150 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,439 PULLED OUT FROM VILLAGES I'VE NEVER HEARD OF, 151 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,808 BUT NOTHING. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 152 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,043 SO I GO UPSTAIRS TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 153 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,779 I LOOK IN HER ROOM, SHE'S IN BED ASLEEP. 154 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:46,680 NO. 155 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,315 THEN THIS MORNING I GET UP, 156 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,550 I GO IN THE KITCHEN, 157 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:50,584 WHERE SHE'S MAKING BREAKFAST, 158 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:52,453 AND I SAY, "GOOD MORNING, MAMA." 159 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,588 AND? SHE TURNS AROUND, 160 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:57,458 LOOKS RIGHT AT ME AND SAYS, "GOOD MORNING, LANE." 161 00:05:57,525 --> 00:06:00,994 REALLY? THOSE WERE HER LAST WORDS TO ME. 162 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,396 SO SHE'S FREEZING YOU OUT. 163 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,932 NO, IT WAS MORE STEPFORD THAN COLD -- 164 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,901 YOU KNOW, VERY CALM, VERY SERENE. 165 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:10,337 OKAY, WELL, LET'S THINK. 166 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,705 MAYBE SHE DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 167 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,374 I WAS DRUNK. I COULD HAVE SLURRED. EXACTLY. 168 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,810 MAYBE SHE THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE AT A SMARTY, 169 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,980 PLAYING CLOCK MUSIC, DRINKING FEAR, 170 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:23,383 AND IN LOVE WITH RAVE SMIGCHOWSTY. 171 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:25,152 AND HOW WOULD THAT BE BETTER? 172 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,054 IT'S MUCH LESS CLEAR. 173 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,088 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 174 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,157 YOUR BACKPACK. 175 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,626 BLESSED ARE THEY WHICH ARE -- 176 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,764 BLESSED ARE THEY WHO ARE PERSECUTED FOR THE SAKE... 177 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,799 YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HER. I CAN'T. 178 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,534 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 179 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:43,336 I VOLUNTEERED TO WORK THIS TABLE FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS. 180 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:47,140 PLUS, I TOLD HER I'D GO TO THAT 7-DAY ADVENTIST COLLEGE. 181 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,609 LANE, NO. 182 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:51,044 I TOLD DAVE TO FORGET ABOUT THE PROM. 183 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,280 I'M SORRY. DON'T BE. IT'S MY FAULT. 184 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:56,283 AND UTTER EVERY KIND OF EVIL AGAINST YOU FALSELY 185 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:57,384 BECAUSE OF ME, AMEN. 186 00:06:57,451 --> 00:06:58,952 OKAY, LET'S GO. 187 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,726 SORRY, DAVID. NO PROBLEM, ARCHIE. 188 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,298 [ SIGHS ] 189 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:12,533 [ SPEAKING HEBREW ] 190 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,902 EXCUSE ME! I'D LIKE SOME HAM! 191 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,137 BE RIGHT BACK. BUT I'D LIKE SOME HAM! 192 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,272 IS THIS WHAT I ORDERED? YES. 193 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,908 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT YET? 194 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:21,909 OH, NO, NOT YET. 195 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,544 YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT HELP? WHAT? 196 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,979 OPENING THE MENU. YES, THANK YOU FOR THE TIP. 197 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,447 [ SIGHS ] 198 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,882 I NEED HAM! NO HAM. 199 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,318 WE GOT A SHIPMENT OF HAM YESTERDAY. NO HAM. 200 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,620 CAESAR, THERE'S A LADY THERE 201 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,454 WHO'S WAITING FOR HAM FOR 20 MINUTES, 202 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,089 AND IF I GO BACK THERE EMPTY-HANDED, 203 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,526 THERE'S A 50-50 CHANCE THAT SHE WILL EAT ME! 204 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:40,360 NO HAM. THEN SEW SOME BACON TOGETHER, 205 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,462 'CAUSE THAT WOMAN IS GETTING HAM. 206 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:44,064 [ SIGHS ] 207 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,567 EXCUSE ME. I DON'T THINK THIS -- THANK YOU. 208 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,636 WHO ORDERED THIS? LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU. 209 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,671 IF THERE'S NOTHING THERE AND THERE SHOULD BE, 210 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:51,905 THEN THIS IS YOURS! 211 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,907 OH, HERE. 212 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,577 WELL? WHAT? 213 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,211 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT YET? 214 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,447 I'LL HAVE MORE COFFEE. MORE COFFEE COMING UP. 215 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,883 GLAD TO MAKE YOUR DINING DREAMS COME TRUE. 216 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,585 Taylor: OH! 217 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,654 * WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE * 218 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,722 * SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW * 219 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,559 * COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO? * 220 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,393 * THE CANDY MAN * 221 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:15,028 * OH, THE CANDY MAN CAN * 222 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,097 YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THE CANDY MAN CAN, 223 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,668 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD, 224 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:24,705 AND, I, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AM THE CANDY MAN! 225 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,239 YOUR CANDY MAN. 226 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,507 I'M MIXING IT WITH LOVE 227 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,142 AND MAKING STARS HOLLOW TASTE GOOD. 228 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:30,210 MOVE! 229 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,880 IN A SECOND, JESS. GIVE HIM A TAFFY. 230 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,948 I COME TO ANNOUNCE TO ONE AND ALL 231 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:38,185 THAT THE DAY WE THOUGHT WOULD NEVER GET HERE HAS ARRIVED! 232 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,553 ARBOR DAY? NO. 233 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,788 THE DAY OF RECKONING? NO. 234 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,522 THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED? KIRK. 235 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:43,924 GIVE ME A TAFFY. WHAT? 236 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:46,560 I'VE GOT A MILLION OF THEM. GIVE ME A TAFFY. 237 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,929 AS I WAS SAYING, THE BIG DAY HAS ARRIVED! 238 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:52,566 THE OPENING OF TAYLOR'S OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP 239 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,668 AND CANDY STORE! 240 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,104 TOMORROW, FROM NOON TILL 6:00, 241 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,907 THERE WILL BE FUN, BALLOONS, ICE CREAM, 242 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:03,611 AND OLD-FASHIONED PENNY CANDY FOR JUST $1 APIECE. 243 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,278 COME AT NOON, STAY ALL DAY. 244 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:08,548 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? THIS PLACE IS A FREAKING ZOO. 245 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,617 EVERY TABLE IS FULL. 246 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,518 SAMMY THINKS IT'S THE DESERT INN. 247 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,953 I HAD TO RUN AN ERRAND. 248 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,487 EVERYBODY'S COMPLAINING, WE'RE OUT OF HAM, 249 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,224 CAESAR SUDDENLY DECIDED TO JOIN THE SLOW-FOOD MOVEMENT, 250 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,493 AND I'VE GOT A GUY WHO'S MOVED IN AT A TABLE FOR FOUR. 251 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,331 HE SITS, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO TURN OVER THAT TABLE. 252 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:25,966 THAT CUTS WAY BACK ON MY TIPS. 253 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,268 I'M SORRY. DON'T YOU MEAN MY TIPS? WHAT? 254 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,303 YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS THIS MORNING? NO. 255 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,940 I WAS AT KYLE'S. HIS PARENTS CALLED ME. OH, YEAH? 256 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:36,209 A LITTLE PARTY YOU WENT TO GOT A LITTLE "ANIMAL HOUSE," HUH? 257 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,177 DEAN STARTED IT. 258 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,012 YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA USE THAT ONE? 259 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,715 HE SUCKER-PUNCHED ME, I WAS JUST DEFENDING MYSELF. 260 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,951 YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE HOUSE 261 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,686 AND OUT INTO THE FRONT YARD. 262 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,121 YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF WITH A CHAIR THAT IS NOW BROKEN. 263 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,957 YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF WITH A COFFEE TABLE. 264 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,591 YOU DEFENDED YOURSELF WITH AN OTTOMAN. 265 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:52,960 I DON'T NEED A RECAP. 266 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,795 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DAMAGE YOU CAUSED? 267 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:55,829 DEAN CAUSED IT, TOO. 268 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,297 THE PLACE WAS TRASHED. 269 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,565 DEAN TRASHED IT, TOO. 270 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,900 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 271 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,534 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? 272 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,970 NOPE. IT'LL JUST BE A PERK. 273 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,304 OKAY, WELL HERE'S THE DEAL. 274 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,740 FROM NOW ON EVERY CENT THAT YOU MAKE HERE 275 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,175 GOES TOWARD PAYING THEM BACK. 276 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,109 HEY, WHAT ABOUT -- 277 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,778 DEAN'S PAYING THEM BACK, ALSO. 278 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:14,181 HOW DO YOU KNOW? BECAUSE HE WAS AT KYLE'S HOUSE. 279 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,315 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 280 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,350 HE HAD ALREADY WORKED OUT A FINANCIAL AGREEMENT 281 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,887 WITH THE PARENTS AND WAS HELPING WITH THE FENCE. 282 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,522 MAN, HE'S GONNA MAKE SOME WOMAN A FINE DOORMAT SOMEDAY. 283 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,891 YOU'RE MAKING GOOD ON THIS. 284 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,592 I'VE TO GET MORE COFFEE OUT. 285 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,027 EVERY CENT IS GETTING PAID BACK. 286 00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:29,863 I NEVER WANT THOSE PEOPLE CALLING ME AGAIN. 287 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,508 HEY, YOU LEFT YOUR WALLET! 288 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,743 HEY! 289 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:51,018 OKAY, HERE'S THE PROBLEM. 290 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,652 EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY SKIRTS 291 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,422 IS EITHER TOO LONG OR TOO SHORT. 292 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,292 WHICH MEANS I EITHER HAVE TO ALTER OR SHOP. TO BE OR NOT TO BE. 293 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,729 WAIT'LL YOU CARE WHAT IN STYLE THINKS OF YOU. 294 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,163 WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE HOME? 295 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,198 WE HAVE TO GO OVER THE SPECIAL EDITION 296 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,234 OF THE FRANKLIN. OF COURSE, WE'RE COMPLETELY BEHIND, 297 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,669 PARTLY BECAUSE PARIS CAN'T LET ANYTHING GO TO PRINT 298 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,304 UNLESS SHE'S PROOFED IT A MILLION TIMES. 299 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,940 CAN YOU SAY, "CRAZY, ANAL, MICROMANAGER?" 300 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,943 NOT FIVES TIMES FAST. I'LL BE HOME BY 10:00. 301 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,578 I FORGOT MY NOTES. I PUT THEM IN YOUR BEDROOM. 302 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,147 OH. 303 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,218 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 304 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,720 [ EXHALES ] 305 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,127 Emily: Hello? HI, MOM. 306 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,196 LORELAI? 307 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,765 Yep, it's me. 308 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,400 SO, HOW ARE YOU? 309 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,401 I'M FINE. 310 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,770 GOOD. HOW'S DAD? 311 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,537 HE'S FINE. ALSO GOOD. 312 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:45,973 MAY I SPEAK WITH RORY PLEASE? 313 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,975 NO, YOU CAN'T. Why not? 314 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,810 BECAUSE I CALLED YOU. SO WHAT? 315 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,079 YOU DON'T GET TO REQUEST A SWITCH. 316 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,114 I'M SURE SHE'S RIGHT THERE. NOT THE POINT. 317 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,950 IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO RORY, YOU HAVE TO CALL. 318 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,186 THEN WHEN I ANSWER, YOU CAN ASK FOR RORY. 319 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,822 BUT YOU DIDN'T, I CALLED, SO YOU CANNOT ASK FOR RORY. 320 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:06,159 WHAT DO YOU WANT, LORELAI? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR A WHILE. 321 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:06,960 YOUR CHOICE. 322 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,361 NO, YOUR CHOICE, MOM. 323 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,663 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED OFF FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNERS. 324 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,365 NO, I'M THE ONE WHO CALLED OFF 325 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,067 THE OBLIGATION FOR FRIDAY NIGHT DINNERS. 326 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,103 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T CALL TO ARGUE. 327 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,772 FINE. LET'S NOT ARGUE. Come on, mom. This is silly. 328 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:23,043 THINK BACK TO BEFORE THE WHOLE FRIDAY-NIGHT-DINNER THING. 329 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,511 WE STILL HAD A RELATIONSHIP. 330 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,147 THE ONE WHERE I WOULD TRICK YOU INTO CALLING ME 331 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,282 BY LEAVING A MESSAGE ON YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE 332 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,718 SAYING IT'S IMPORTANT, BUT I WOULDN'T INCLUDE THE DETAILS, 333 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,954 SO YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO CALL ME? 334 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,588 YES. AND WHEN YOU DID CALL, 335 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,624 WE'D TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER, D.A.R., 336 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,259 THEN YOU'D PUT RORY ON THE PHONE, 337 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,394 EVEN WHEN SHE WAS TOO YOUNG TO TALK. 338 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,764 IT WAS NOT ALWAYS LIKE THAT. IT WAS ALWAYS LIKE THAT. 339 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,266 VERY WELL. THE WEATHER'S FINE. 340 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,736 THE D.A.R. IS STAGING A LUNCHEON AT THE LIBRARY NEXT WEEK. 341 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,771 YOU ALREADY SAID I COULDN'T TALK TO RORY. 342 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:52,973 YOU'VE FULFILLED YOUR OBLIGATION. 343 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,908 OKAY, MOM, FINE. HAVE A NICE DAY. 344 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,743 SAME TO YOU. 345 00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:57,777 [ SIGHS ] 346 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,980 [PHONE RINGS] 347 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,515 IT'S FOR YOU! 348 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,618 SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. THE ISSUE IS A DISASTER. 349 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,855 IT'S OUR LAST ISSUE, AND IT'S A COMPLETE DISASTER. 350 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:12,125 I'M SURE IT'S NOT THAT BAD. THAT'S WHY YOU WON'T NEED TO BOTOX YOUR FROWN LINES. 351 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,962 NOT THAT PICTURE! NO! PUT IT DOWN! PUT IT DOWN NOW! 352 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,363 HOW'S IT COMING? VERY FRUSTRATING. 353 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,798 JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET THE RIGHT COMBINATION. 354 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,634 BLUE DRESS, BLOND GUY, AND BLACK LIMO WORKS BEST FOR ME. 355 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,271 GREEN DRESS, RED-HAIRED GUY, WHITE LIMO WORKS BEST FOR ME. 356 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,339 WHITE LIMO WITH BLOND GUY TOTALLY DOESN'T WORK. 357 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,975 I'M ASSUMING THIS CONVERSATION VEERED OFF 358 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,476 OF THE COVER PAGE PLACEMENT? 359 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,912 HOW ABOUT BLACK-HAIRED GUY, GREEN DRESS, AND TAN LIMO? 360 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,213 TAN LIMO? GOOD NEUTRAL BACKDROP. 361 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,648 THIS OPENS UP A WHOLE NEW SET OF OPTIONS. 362 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,084 BRING THE GOLF TEAM BACK IN. 363 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,920 WHY DON'T I GET THESE PESKY ARTICLES OUT OF YOUR WAY? 364 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,955 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THE FRONT PAGE PLACEMENT. 365 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,157 AND THEY? STAYING TRUE TO WHO THEY ARE. 366 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,193 LOOK, PROM IS ONCE. IT HAPPENS, IT'S PHOTOGRAPHED, 367 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,228 AND THEN IT'S THERE FOREVER. PLANNING IS ESSENTIAL. 368 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,663 PARIS, WE LEFT A SPACE FOR YOU IN THE LIMO. 369 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,300 WE NEED YOUR DRESS COLOR. AND A PICTURE OF JAMIE. 370 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,502 AND THE FLEXIBILITY YOU HAVE WITH YOUR DRESS. 371 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,538 THANK YOU, BUT WE'VE ALREADY MADE OUR PLANS FOR PROM NIGHT. 372 00:13:58,605 --> 00:13:59,772 JAMIE HIRED A PRIVATE CAR. 373 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,208 WE'LL GO IN, TAKE THE PICTURE, 374 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,043 DEPENDING ON THE LEVEL OF LAMENESS, DANCE. 375 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,644 THEN THERE'S DINNER AT ANTOINE'S, 376 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,080 FOLLOWED BY A HELICOPTER RIDE TO JOIN HIS PARENTS 377 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,215 OUT IN MARTHA'S VINEYARD. 378 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,449 WHAT COLOR'S THE HELICOPTER? 379 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,018 AS YOU WERE. 380 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,253 HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT YOUR PLANS FOR PROM NIGHT? 381 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,323 NO, BUT STARS HOLLOW IS A MUCH MORE CASUAL KIND OF PROM. 382 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,757 LESS "CINDERELLA," MORE "FOOTLOOSE." 383 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,993 IT'S STILL A PROM. IT IS STILL A PROM. 384 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,195 I CAN'T WAIT. 385 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,967 IT'S MY OWN FAULT. 386 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,302 I POKED A SLUMBERING BEAR WITH A STICK. 387 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,839 I REACHED OUT AND INITIATED CONTACT WITH EMILY GILMORE. 388 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:34,074 I GET WHAT I DESERVE. 389 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,142 YOU'RE A BAD GIRL. 390 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,576 YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY STINKS? 391 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,112 THEY'RE HAVING RORY OVER TONIGHT FOR A MOVIE NIGHT. 392 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,948 MOVIE NIGHT? THAT'S YOUR THING WITH HER. 393 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,515 EXACTLY. WHAT'S NEXT? 394 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,284 A STAY-HOME-AND-DANCE-AROUND- IN-YOUR-UNDERWEAR- 395 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,718 TO-THE-MONKEES'- GREATEST-HITS NIGHT? 396 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,555 I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM TO STEAL THAT, TOO. 397 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,822 WHAT'S GOING ON? 398 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,959 [ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD. 399 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,061 FRAN. POOR THING. 400 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,095 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 401 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,729 SUCH A GREAT LADY. 402 00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:58,031 GREAT LADY. 403 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,868 83 ON HER LAST BIRTHDAY -- GOOD, LONG LIFE. 404 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,303 WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY. 405 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,505 I'M GONNA MISS HER. ME, TOO. 406 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,277 SO... YEAH? 407 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,480 ...I GUESS THIS'LL PUT THAT OLD INN OF HERS ON THE MARKET. 408 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,516 SHE WANTED TO KEEP IT AS LONG AS SHE WAS ALIVE. 409 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,817 AND NOW -- 410 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,419 OH, MY GOD. WHAT? 411 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,055 YOU DON'T THINK BECAUSE WE WANTED THE PROPERTY SO MUCH 412 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,323 WE KILLED FRAN? WHAT? 413 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,092 THROUGH THE POWER OF OUR MINDS. 414 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,160 NO, WE WISHED FOR THE PROPERTY, NOT THIS. 415 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,461 YOU NEVER KNOW WITH KARMA. 416 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,131 LOOK, WE LOVED FRAN, RIGHT? YES, WE DID. 417 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,366 AND WHETHER OR NOT WE GET THE DRAGONFLY INN 418 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,568 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER DYING NOW. 419 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,838 RIGHT...SORT OF. BESIDES, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THE INN. 420 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,773 FRAN HAS NO HEIRS. YOU NEVER KNOW. 421 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,242 SOME LONG LOST GOLD-TOOTHED COUSIN 422 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,311 COULD COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK, INHERIT IT, 423 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,946 AND TURN IT INTO A BEAUTY SALON OR LAW OFFICES. 424 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,548 NOT OUR DRAGONFLY. 425 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,019 IF WE'RE MEANT TO HAVE THE INN, THEN WE'RE MEANT TO HAVE IT. 426 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,420 RIGHT. LIKE DORIS DAY. 427 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,222 QUE SERA... SERA. 428 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,857 LET'S FOCUS ON FRAN AND HOW MUCH WE LOVED HER 429 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,892 AND NOT THINK ABOUT THE INN AT ALL. 430 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,161 OKAY. 431 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,595 YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT! 432 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,631 JUST ABOUT WHERE TO PUT THE WOOD-BURNING OVEN. 433 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,267 WE'LL PUT IT IN THE APARTMENT WE SHARE IN HELL. 434 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,070 LET'S BUY FLOWERS. YEAH, LOTS AND LOTS OF FLOWERS. 435 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,409 THIS IS A REALLY NICE CHAIR. 436 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,444 IS IT OLD? 437 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,345 OLD ENOUGH. 438 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,479 WELL, IT'S REALLY NICE. 439 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,314 I MEAN, THE BACK IS VERY STURDY, 440 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,350 AND THE LEGS ARE ALL THE SAME LENGTH, 441 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:26,419 AND THE WOOD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS A TREE AT SOME POINT, 442 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,455 WHICH IS GOOD FOR WOOD, 'CAUSE IT WAS. 443 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,690 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] WOULD YOU GET THAT, PLEASE? 444 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,359 YES, MAMA. 445 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,864 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'M HERE TO SEE YOUR MOTHER. 446 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,166 WHAT? EXCUSE ME. 447 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,534 DAVE -- DAVE, WAIT! 448 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,804 EXCUSE ME, MRS. KIM. I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU. I'M BUSY, DAVID. 449 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:48,275 A FEW WEEKS AGO YOU TOLD ME LANE HAD A CRUSH ON ME. 450 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,909 I HAVE A CRUSH ON HER, TOO. 451 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,345 I KNOW YOU HAVE VERY STRICT RULES ABOUT DATING, 452 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,981 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M A GOOD PERSON. 453 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,416 I DON'T SMOKE. I DON'T DRINK. 454 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,650 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A TICKET. 455 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,686 I'M HEALTHY. I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 456 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,288 I FLOSS. 457 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,591 I NEVER WATCH MORE THAN 30 MINUTES OF TELEVISION A NIGHT 458 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,359 PARTLY BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ON. 459 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,595 I RESPECT MY PARENTS. I DO WELL IN SCHOOL. 460 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,231 I NEVER PLAY VIDEO GAMES, IN CASE THEY SOMEDAY PROVE 461 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,666 PLAYING THEM COULD TURN YOU INTO A SERIAL KILLER. 462 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:14,901 I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. 463 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,437 I HATE SODA BECAUSE THE CARBONATION FREAKS ME OUT. 464 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,140 I'LL GIVE UP MEAT IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT. 465 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,608 I DON'T MIND WEARING A TIE. 466 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,111 I ENJOYED PLAYING THOSE HYMNS ON MY GUITAR, 467 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:28,148 AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE PROM. 468 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,622 MRS. KIM? 469 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,925 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT THAT LIST AGAIN. 470 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,627 [ SIGHS ] 471 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,563 LET NEVER DAY NOR NIGHT UNHALLOWED PASS, 472 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,567 BUT STILL REMEMBER WHAT THE LORD HATH DONE. 473 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,469 OKAY. 474 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,738 THANK YOU. 475 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,514 DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? YES, I DID. 476 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,950 WAS IT A YES OR NO? I'M NOT SURE. 477 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,085 IT'S GOT TO BE FROM THE BIBLE, RIGHT? 478 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,121 SO I'LL JUST GO HOME, DO SOME RESEARCH. 479 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,457 LOOK ON THE INTERNET, SEE WHAT I FIND. 480 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,491 OKAY. 481 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,766 I'M SO WRITING HIM A SONG TONIGHT. 482 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,835 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 483 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,249 YOU LEFT YOUR WALLET IN THE DINER. 484 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,418 OH, WOW. DID I? 485 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,253 LOOK AT THAT. I GUESS I DID. 486 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,888 THANKS FOR BRINGING IT BACK. NO PROBLEM. 487 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,723 I REALLY LIKE THIS DRIVER'S LICENSE PICTURE. 488 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:46,559 YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT A DRAG IT'D BE TO REPLACE IT. 489 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,994 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, JIMMY? 490 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,062 JUST PASSING THROUGH. PASSING THROUGH FROM WHERE? 491 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,165 CALIFORNIA. CALIFORNIA? 492 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,401 YEAH, I'VE BEEN THERE FOR A FEW YEARS NOW. 493 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,969 WELL, GLAD TO HEAR IT. YEAH. 494 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,972 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, JIMMY? NOTHING REALLY. 495 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,608 HE HASN'T MISSED YOU. I'M SURE. 496 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,244 NEVER SPEAKS ABOUT YOU. I WOULDN'T EXPECT HIM TO. 497 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,479 DO YOU KNOW WHY HE DOESN'T MISS YOU, JIMMY? 498 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,516 BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER, AND NOBODY MISSES A LOSER. 499 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,917 IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS, LUKE. 500 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,152 YOU REMEMBER HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. I'M IMPRESSED. 501 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,487 WELL, I ALWAYS COULD COUNT. 502 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,323 AND YOUR LIST OF ATTRIBUTES ENDS THERE. 503 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,990 I GUESS WE'RE NOT PLAYING NICE ANYMORE. 504 00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:21,528 THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS RIGHT AFTER LIZ GAVE BIRTH. 505 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,763 YOU WERE GONNA GO OUT AND BUY SOME DIAPERS 506 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,798 AND MEET US BACK AT THE APARTMENT. 507 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:26,999 YOU REMEMBER THAT? YES. 508 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,901 YOU WENT OUT, BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK. 509 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,305 A LOT OF TIME HAS PASSED, A LOT OF THINGS HAVE CHANGED. 510 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,540 REALLY? LIKE WHAT THINGS, YOU? 511 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,475 YES, ME! MAYBE. WHY NOT? 512 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,310 OH, COME ON! YOU NEVER CALLED BEFORE. 513 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,545 WHY NOW? YOU NEED MONEY? 514 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,247 WHAT? 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY. 515 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,914 I DON'T NEED MONEY. I DON'T EITHER. 516 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,417 I DON'T NEED MONEY! SO THE LOOK'S A CHOICE? 517 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,587 NO, I JUST WANTED TO -- I DON'T KNOW -- SEE HIM. 518 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,955 WHY NOW? I DON'T KNOW! 519 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,791 I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME. YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS TIME? 520 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,826 YOU REALLY WANT MY OPINION ON THE SUBJECT? 521 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,062 LUKE, GIVE ME A BREAK. GIVE YOU A BREAK?! 522 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,698 I'M TRYING TO KEEP THIS KID FROM FALLING OFF EARTH. 523 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,333 TRYING TO GET HIM THROUGH SCHOOL. 524 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,369 I GOT TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU. 525 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,203 I AM NOT DOING TOO WELL. NO? 526 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,838 NO, AND THE LAST THING HE NEEDS 527 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,874 IS A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY HIS FATHER, 528 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,176 WHO CAN'T BE HERE FOR ANY GOOD REASON! 529 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,612 THERE'S NO EVIL PLAN. I HAVE A JOB, A LIFE. 530 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:14,847 I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME -- AND WHAT, SAY HELLO? 531 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,083 SEE IF HE LOOKS LIKE YOU? THEN WHAT? 532 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:18,451 WHAT? WELL -- I DON'T KNOW! 533 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,886 WELL, WHILE YOU'RE FIGURING IT OUT, 534 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,121 LET ME PLANT THIS THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD. 535 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,956 YOU DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO UPSET JESS 536 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,427 AND MAKE IT HARDER FOR ME TO KEEP HIM ON THE RIGHT PATH, 537 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,862 I'M GONNA PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH A WALL -- ANY WALL. 538 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,366 YOU CAN PICK THE WALL, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A WALL, OKAY? 539 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,736 I JUST WANTED TO SEE HIM. 540 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,271 WELL, YOU SAW HIM. 541 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,508 NOW GET OUT OF HERE. 542 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,316 FRAN WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I MET WHEN WE MOVED HERE. I KNOW. 543 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,950 THE FIRST DAY HERE I STOPPED IN... 544 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,185 AND ASKED HER FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE INN. 545 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,187 MM-HMM. SHE WAS SO SWEET. 546 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,490 AND, OH, MY GOD. SHE LOVED YOU. 547 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,760 I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA LET ME LEAVE THE BAKERY WITH YOU. 548 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,396 SHE JUST KEPT GIVING YOU COOKIES IN A SHAMELESS ATTEMPT 549 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,231 TO BUY YOUR AFFECTIONS AWAY FROM ME. 550 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,766 FOR A COUPLE WEEKS, IT WORKED. 551 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,201 FOR TWO WEEKS YOU JUST KEPT STARING AT ME LIKE, 552 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,405 "YOU TOOK ME AWAY FROM THE COOKIES. I'M GONNA KILL YOU." 553 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,841 UM, MOM, CAN I JUST MEET YOU AT THE CHURCH? 554 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,276 WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING? IS IT FINALLY PAYBACK TIME? 555 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,512 I NEED TO STOP AT DOOSE'S AND GET SOMETHING. 556 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,948 KLEENEX. WE'LL NEED KLEENEX. OH, I'LL COME WITH YOU. 557 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:22,982 UM, WELL -- 558 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,551 [ WOMAN SOBBING ] 559 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,153 OH! 560 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,721 PATTY. 561 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,560 NOW IT ALL STARTS. WHAT ALL STARTS, HONEY? 562 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,595 FIRST FRAN, THEN THE REST OF US. 563 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,798 OH, PATTY, IT'S NOT THE PLAGUE. IT WAS JUST HER TIME. 564 00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:41,601 I CAN'T GO. YES, YOU CAN. COME ON. 565 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,437 NO, JUST LEAVE ME. I'M GONNA GET HER TO THE CHURCH. 566 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,872 I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 567 00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:46,973 COME ON, LET'S GO. 568 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,007 OH. 569 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,978 YOU KNOW, IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE 570 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:56,315 THAT YOU REALIZE WHAT IS TRULY IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE. 571 00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,284 UH-HUH. 572 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,153 I'M SO GLAD I HAD ALL THAT SEX. 573 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,755 [ SOBBING ] HURRY, HONEY! 574 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,692 [ GUITAR MUSIC ] 575 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,789 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 576 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:18,531 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 577 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:26,405 THANK YOU FOR COMING. THE GRAND OPENING HAS BEEN POSTPONED. 578 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:31,110 THANK YOU FOR COMING. THE GRAND OPENING HAS BEEN POSTPONED. 579 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,613 THANK YOU FOR COMING. THANK YOU FOR COMING... 580 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,419 How's it going? 581 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,492 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 582 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,126 WELCOME, ALL. 583 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,961 THE LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE HERE TODAY 584 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,598 IS A TESTAMENT TO HOW MUCH FRAN WESTON HAS TOUCHED 585 00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,032 EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US. 586 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,067 WE'D LIKE TO START BY INVITING MARJORIE ROGERS, 587 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:58,471 FRAN'S CLOSE FRIEND, TO SHARE A FEW WORDS WITH US. 588 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:06,513 IN 1955, FRAN OPENED WESTON'S BAKERY. 589 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,948 BACK THEN SHE WAS THE NEW KID ON THE BLOCK. 590 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,950 AND SOON THEREAFTER, SHE HIRED ME, 591 00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:14,654 A MOTHER OF THREE RUG RATS AND A HUSBAND OVERSEAS, 592 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:17,223 AND WE BECAME BEST FRIENDS. STILL ARE. 593 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,259 So sweet. You think we'll still be friends when we're dead? 594 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:21,494 I will if you will. 595 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:24,664 FRAN WAS AND IS STARS HOLLOW. 596 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:27,867 AND TO INSURE THAT HER LOVE AND SPIRIT CONTINUE, 597 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:30,069 WESTON'S BAKERY WILL REMAIN OPEN 598 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:33,573 AND RUN BY THOSE WHO HAVE FRAN'S HEART IN THEIR HEARTS. 599 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:39,912 OF COURSE, FRAN'S FAMILY HAS BEEN HERE LONG BEFORE EVEN FRAN. 600 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,750 THEY OPENED THE DRAGONFLY INN BACK IN 1893. 601 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,985 THE DRAGONFLY INN WAS ONCE REGARDED 602 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:49,989 AS THE "VIOLET LADY," THE PREMIER INN IN ALL... 603 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:50,990 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 604 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:53,760 I HEARD "PREMIER INN," THEN SQUAT. 605 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,930 IS SHE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE INN? I don't know. 606 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,031 Shhh! 607 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:03,302 THE INN...ORTANT ROLE, AL...ING... 608 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:05,605 ITS SPE...ALL WHO... 609 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,139 SHE SAID "INN." 610 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,508 AND "ORTANT" AND "ING." 611 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:13,179 ...SET...WORLD WAR... 612 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:16,683 SHE SAID, "WORLD WAR." ONE OR TWO? WHERE ARE WE? WHERE ARE WE? 613 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:19,986 ...WHO...FRAN...ING... 614 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,421 SHE'S POINTING TO SOMEBODY. IT'S A MAN IN A SUIT. 615 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:25,424 DOES HE HAVE A GOLD TOOTH? GUYS, PEOPLE ARE TURNING. 616 00:25:25,491 --> 00:25:26,993 ...TO YOU ALL. 617 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,931 DID SHE SAY WHO GETS THE INN? I DON'T KNOW. 618 00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:42,875 UH, THANK YOU, MARJORIE. 619 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,746 AND NOW I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THE TIME IS 12:00 P.M., 620 00:25:46,813 --> 00:25:48,180 THE TIME FRAN WOULD NORMALLY BE 621 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,182 OPENING HER DOORS ON SUNDAY AFTER CHURCH, 622 00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:54,120 WELCOMING US TO JOIN HER IN FRIENDSHIP AT WESTON'S BAKERY. 623 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,956 SO, IF WE MAY AT THIS TIME ALL BOW OUR HEADS 624 00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,226 FOR A MINUTE OF SILENCE TO MARK THE PASSING OF THE SOUL 625 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:02,629 OF OUR DEAR DEPARTED FRIEND. 626 00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:06,633 NO! 627 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:11,203 NO, THE GRAND OPENING IS CANCELLED! 628 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,404 SORRY, FOLKS. 629 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:15,274 STOP! IT IS CANCELLED! 630 00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:17,610 CANCELLED! 631 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,680 AS WE CLOSE, I'D LIKE TO HONOR A SPECIAL REQUEST FRAN HAD, 632 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,950 AND THAT IS TO TAKE ONE FINAL STROLL AROUND THE TOWN SQUARE 633 00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,985 BEFORE GOING TO HER FINAL RESTING PLACE. 634 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,187 ALL THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE, 635 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,388 PLEASE ASSEMBLE OUTSIDE. 636 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,659 WALKING DEAD PEOPLE, NOT MY THING. LET'S GO. 637 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:34,794 [ SIGHS ] WHERE'S SOOKIE? JUST GIVING OUR CONDOLENCES. 638 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:37,429 AND ASKING WHAT YOU MISSED WHEN THE MIKE CUT OUT? 639 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,331 AND GIVING OUR CONDOLENCES. 640 00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:40,767 HIS NAME'S BRINK. HE'S A LAWYER. 641 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,635 HE'S HERE TO GET FRAN'S AFFAIRS IN ORDER. 642 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:46,505 COULD WE TALK TO HIM? BUT YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE INN, 643 00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,540 AND I'VE GOT THOSE B AND Bers WAITING. 644 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,976 OKAY. WELL, LET'S GET HIM NOW. 645 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:52,611 I THINK OUR WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY JUST SLAMMED SHUT. 646 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:54,947 GREAT. NOW WHAT? 647 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,783 WE VERY RESPECTFULLY HOVER IN HIS VICINITY 648 00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:58,217 UNTIL THE WALK IS OVER. 649 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,487 THEN WE WILL POLITELY ASK HIM TO GET IN TOUCH WITH US. 650 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,822 YES! GO! 651 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,957 COMING? NO, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. 652 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,626 WHEN THE EARTH OPENS UP AND SWALLOWS YOU WHOLE, 653 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:10,062 I'LL BE HERE TO TELL THE STORY. 654 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,501 HEY, RORY! OH, HEY, YOU WERE IN THERE? 655 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:18,771 I GOT HERE LATE, SO I KIND OF HUNG IN THE BACK. 656 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,606 IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO COME. 657 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,675 SHE WAS A NICE LADY. YEAH, SHE WAS. 658 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,111 LISTEN, UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 659 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:26,545 WE'LL CATCH UP. I PROMISE. 660 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:27,613 SURE. 661 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,381 GOOD, OKAY. 662 00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:31,517 UM... WHAT? 663 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,952 COME ON. 664 00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,321 DEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 665 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:38,390 OKAY, UH, YOU READY? 666 00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:39,658 YES, I'M READY. 667 00:27:39,726 --> 00:27:42,194 I ASKED LINDSAY TO MARRY ME. 668 00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:45,131 YOU -- YOU -- 669 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:46,298 AND SHE SAID YES. 670 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,499 SHE -- SHE -- 671 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:49,135 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? I -- I -- 672 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,770 I KNOW. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? 673 00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,604 I MEAN, IT'S WEIRD, BUT LINDSAY'S AMAZING. 674 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,440 AND I ASKED, AND SHE SAID YES. 675 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,009 SO...I'M GETTING MARRIED. 676 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,446 SAY SOMETHING. 677 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,348 WHY? WHAT? 678 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:05,785 NO, I DON'T MEAN WHY. I MEAN WHY NOW? WHY NOT NOW? 679 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:07,419 WELL, YOU'RE 18, FIRST OF ALL. 680 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,021 SO? SO, YOU'RE YOUNG. 681 00:28:09,088 --> 00:28:11,257 I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GONE TO COLLEGE YET. 682 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,692 OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE STILL GOING TO COLLEGE? 683 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,327 YES, RORY, I'M STILL GOING TO COLLEGE. 684 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,229 WELL, HOW -- LINDSAY'S GONNA GO WITH ME. 685 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,866 BUT, DEAN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE STUDYING AND TAKING CLASSES. 686 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,300 YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON THAT. 687 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,736 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO YET, 688 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,972 YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING OUT FOR THAT LONG. 689 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,407 DATE FOR A WHILE. DATING'S FUN. 690 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:30,576 THANK YOU. FOR WHAT? 691 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,879 FOR YOUR DEEP, HEARTFELT CONGRATULATIONS. 692 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,914 YOU JUST TOOK ME BY SURPRISE. 693 00:28:34,981 --> 00:28:36,749 SO WHAT? IT'S GOOD NEWS. 694 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:38,584 YOU CAN'T JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME? 695 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,186 I CAN. I AM. I JUST -- 696 00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,721 I'M SORRY IF YOU HAVE A CRAPPY RELATIONSHIP WITH JESS. 697 00:28:42,789 --> 00:28:45,758 HEY, THAT HAS -- I'M SORRY IF HE TREATS YOU LIKE DIRT. 698 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,894 EVERYONE HATES HIM, BUT THAT WAS YOUR CHOICE. 699 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,929 I HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND, I'M REALLY HAPPY. 700 00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:52,765 WHEN YOU DUMPED ME, I THOUGHT I'D NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. 701 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,400 JESS DOESN'T TREAT ME LIKE DIRT. 702 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,035 WHATEVER. 703 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:59,305 I JUST WANTED YOU TO HEAR IT FROM ME BEFORE IT GOT OUT. 704 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:03,976 NOW YOU KNOW, SO, UM... HAVE A NICE LIFE. 705 00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:07,279 JESS DOES NOT TREAT ME LIKE DIRT! 706 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:12,218 MAMA, DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? 707 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:15,888 NO, THANK YOU. 708 00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:17,723 I COULD GET OUT THE SOY SCONES. 709 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,525 IF YOU LIKE. 710 00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:22,194 TOFUTTER? 711 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,329 FINE. 712 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,036 MAMA, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT. 713 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,671 I DID EVERYTHING WRONG. EVERYTHING YOU TAUGHT ME NOT TO. 714 00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:34,506 I LIED TO YOU. I LET YOU DOWN. 715 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:37,576 I NEVER INTENDED TO, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT, 716 00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:41,313 BUT I'M GOING TO TRY MY HARDEST BECAUSE I AM SO, SO SORRY. 717 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,316 I'LL BE UPSTAIRS IF YOU NEED ME. 718 00:29:44,383 --> 00:29:47,586 I'M GONNA GO IN MY ROOM, I'M GONNA IRON MY DRESS FOR CHURCH, 719 00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:50,022 AND I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE. 720 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:54,493 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 721 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,400 I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT. 722 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,735 I READ THE ENTIRE BIBLE COVER TO COVER. 723 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,471 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 724 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,007 DAVID -- YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS. 725 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:09,441 IS IT YES? IS IT NO? 726 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,477 I CAN'T FEEL MY RIGHT ELBOW ANYMORE. 727 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,712 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, BUT I CAN'T. 728 00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:14,914 DAVID -- 729 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,649 PLEASE, JUST TELL ME. I'M SO TIRED. 730 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:19,085 IT'S NOT FROM THE BIBLE. 731 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,219 WHAT? 732 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,620 IT'S SHAKESPEARE, "HENRY VI." 733 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:24,256 I LIKE TO GOOF OFF NOW AND THEN, TOO. 734 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,692 SHAKESPEARE? THAT IS A VERY DIFFICULT THING TO DO, 735 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,127 READING THE BIBLE IN ONE NIGHT. 736 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:30,162 I MYSELF HAVE ONLY DONE IT THREE TIMES. 737 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:33,565 YOU NEED GREAT DETERMINATION AND EXCELLENT LIGHT. 738 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,501 I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 739 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:40,639 ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT, WHAT? 740 00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:43,675 YOU CAN GO TO THE PROM, BUT YOU CANNOT GET MARRIED. 741 00:30:43,742 --> 00:30:45,777 THAT SEEMS FAIR TO ME. AND ME! 742 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:49,181 THE PERSON WHO'S GOING UPSTAIRS TO THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE'S DONE. 743 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,818 LANE IS GROUNDED UNTIL THE PROM AND FOR TWO MONTHS AFTER. 744 00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:56,288 YOU MAY CALL HER ON THE PHONE EVERY OTHER DAY FOR TEN MINUTES, 745 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,224 AND THAT IS ALL, UNDERSTAND? 746 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,459 YES, MA'AM. THANK YOU, MRS. KIM. 747 00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:08,000 LANE! THINKING ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE! 748 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:17,043 So apparently we're all supposed to walk like Fran. 749 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:18,644 It's almost 4:00. 750 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,246 [ SIGHS ] Okay. 751 00:31:20,312 --> 00:31:21,880 Got to take some initiative here. 752 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:23,449 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 753 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:27,419 JUST FOCUS ON THE GROUND AND LOOK LOST IN GRIEF. 754 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,092 SO, NICE SERVICE. 755 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:34,693 YES. YES. 756 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,964 AND THIS IS A REALLY NICE IDEA, THE WALK AROUND THE SQUARE. 757 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,399 OH, YEAH, GREAT IDEA. 758 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,634 I MAY STEAL IT WHEN I DIE, YOU KNOW? 759 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:45,071 ASK THEM TO WALK ME AROUND A BENEFIT COUNTER. 760 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:47,206 MIGHT FREAK OUT THE MAKEOVER GIRLS -- 761 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,675 IT'S NICE. REALLY NICE. 762 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,047 SO, LISTEN, MY NAME IS LORELAI GILMORE, 763 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,682 AND THIS IS SOOKIE ST. JAMES. 764 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,050 HI. 765 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,519 I KNOW THIS ISN'T EXACTLY THE BEST TIME, 766 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:01,954 BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 767 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,789 WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THE DRAGONFLY? 768 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:05,424 BECAUSE WE WANT IT! 769 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:08,060 SOOKIE AND I ACTUALLY TALKED TO FRAN ABOUT BUYING IT. 770 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:09,996 WE WORK AT THE INDEPENDENCE INN NOW. 771 00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:11,230 THE ONE THAT BURNED DOWN? 772 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:13,065 YES, BUT THAT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT. 773 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:15,301 THERE WAS A BAD WIRE. A BAD, BAD WIRE. 774 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:17,469 IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO ANYONE AND SHOULD, 775 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,305 IN NO WAY, REFLECT OUR INN-RUNNING ABILITIES. 776 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:22,374 YES, WELL, DO YOU THINK WE COULD DISCUSS THIS A LITTLE LATER? 777 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,810 THIS IS A LITTLE HEAVY, I NEED TO FOCUS. 778 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,578 OH, LET ME HELP YOU HERE. 779 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:29,381 WOW, FOR A LITTLE WOMAN -- SOOKIE, WILL YOU JUST -- 780 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,317 OH, RIGHT. 781 00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:32,551 ANYWAY, WE WERE JUST WONDERING, 782 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,421 DID SHE LEAVE THE DRAGONFLY TO ANYONE? 783 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:38,057 NO, SHE DIDN'T. OH, OKAY. 784 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,292 WHAT DOES THE FAMILY WANT TO DO WITH IT? 785 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:42,128 WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN DEPTH ABOUT IT, 786 00:32:42,194 --> 00:32:43,762 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'LL SELL IT. 787 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:47,033 WE'D REALLY LIKE TO BUY IT. AND KEEP IT AS AN INN. 788 00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:48,867 YES, A WONDERFUL INN. DEDICATED TO FRAN. 789 00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:50,969 YES, WE'LL KEEP IT THE DRAGONFLY. 790 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:53,005 AND WE PROMISE NOT TO BURN IT DOWN. 791 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,240 OH, YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 792 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,275 HEY, WE COULD PUT THAT IN THE AGREEMENT. 793 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:58,377 UH, HERE. WHY DON'T YOU -- 794 00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:00,346 THANK YOU. 795 00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:02,048 ANYWAY, WHAT DO YOU SAY? WELL... 796 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,250 EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU'RE BLOCKING HER VIEW. 797 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,052 OH, SORRY, KIRK, SORRY. 798 00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:07,553 SO YOU WERE SAYING? 799 00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:08,787 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 800 00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:12,091 YOU CONTACT ME ON MONDAY, AND WE CAN DISCUSS THIS. 801 00:33:12,158 --> 00:33:13,325 AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 802 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,594 IF THE CHECK CLEARS, IT'S ALL YOURS. 803 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,864 IT'S ALL OURS. IT'S ALL OURS. 804 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,632 WE'VE GOT IT! 805 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,507 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 806 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:33,312 WE'RE CLOSED. LEARN TO READ. 807 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,582 YOU'RE THE LOSER COFFEE GUY. 808 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:39,751 WELL, NOT AS COOL AS BONO, BUT I'LL TAKE IT. 809 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:41,120 WE'RE -- 810 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:42,854 CLOSED. I HEARD. 811 00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:44,022 OKAY, SO -- 812 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:45,657 I'M YOUR FATHER. WE'RE CLOSED. 813 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:46,692 WHAT? 814 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,994 I'M YOUR -- 815 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:50,196 ARE YOU SURE? 816 00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:55,000 AM I -- YES, I'M SURE. 817 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,035 I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPRING THIS ON YOU. 818 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,870 I THOUGHT LUKE WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU -- 819 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,139 "LUKE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME"? 820 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:02,374 WELL, YEAH, HE CAME TO SEE ME LAST NIGHT. 821 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:03,909 HE DIDN'T TELL YOU. THAT'S OBVIOUS. 822 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:07,246 BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL DOING THE STARING WITH THE FROWN, AND... 823 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:10,582 YOU LOOK...DIFFERENT. 824 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:18,257 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? SURE. 825 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,101 THANKS. 826 00:34:29,168 --> 00:34:30,936 IT'S OLD. 827 00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:32,438 OKAY. 828 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,478 [ MUSIC OVER STEREO ] 829 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:54,326 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 830 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,706 I GOT TO GO. 831 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,916 I WAS NEGOTIATING AT A FUNERAL. I SAW. 832 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,552 WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE THING TO HAPPEN 833 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,588 TODAY, UNTIL THAT GNAT FLEW INTO KIRK'S MOUTH 834 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:24,223 HE FREAKED AND DROPPED THE CASKET. 835 00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,525 IT WAS A NICE SAVE. I'M FEELING SO WEIRD. 836 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:30,329 I'M COMPLETELY SAD ABOUT FRAN, BUT THE INN -- 837 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:32,831 IT'S REALLY GONNA HAPPEN. YEAH, SEEMS LIKE IT. 838 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:36,835 HEY, COME HERE. 839 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:42,541 THAT ONE WOULD LOOK GREAT ON YOU. OH, I DON'T KNOW. 840 00:35:42,608 --> 00:35:45,177 YOU SHOULD COME BACK TOMORROW AND TRY IT ON. MAYBE. 841 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,812 PROM'S COMING UP. YOU NEED A DRESS. 842 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:49,648 UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU ONE. NO, THAT'S OKAY. 843 00:35:49,715 --> 00:35:51,883 MAYBE WE COULD HIT THE MALL TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL. 844 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:56,322 WE COULD GO TO A FANCY STORE WHERE THEY'LL FOLLOW US AROUND LIKE WE'RE THIEVES. 845 00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:58,224 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT DRESSES ANYMORE. 846 00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,991 WE'VE ONLY BEEN TALKING TWO MINUTES. 847 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:01,427 WELL, IT FEELS LIKE LONGER! RORY. 848 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,862 I DON'T KNOW IF I EVEN NEED A DRESS. 849 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,431 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING. 850 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,766 I THOUGHT JESS AGREED. WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE. 851 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,735 BEFORE WHAT? BEFORE THE PARTY, THE FIGHT! 852 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,370 BEFORE THE THING IN KYLE'S BEDROOM! 853 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,205 OKAY, COME WITH ME. 854 00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:18,610 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 855 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:22,113 OKAY, WE LEFT OFF WITH THE THING IN KYLE'S BEDROOM? 856 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,949 ONE MINUTE HE'S HAPPY, THEN HE'S NOT. 857 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,384 HE DOESN'T TELL ME ANYTHING EVER. 858 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:27,219 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND THINGS. 859 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,521 THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF HAVING A GIRLFRIEND. 860 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:31,757 YES IT IS, NOW KYLE'S BEDROOM -- WHAT HAPPENED THERE? 861 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:35,227 I'M SO TIRED OF FIGHTING OR NOT EVEN FIGHTING BECAUSE HE WON'T FIGHT. 862 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:37,195 HE GETS MAD, DISAPPEARS THEN COMES BACK, 863 00:36:37,263 --> 00:36:40,266 I DON'T LIKE HOW I FEEL, I DON'T LIKE WHAT I DO. 864 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:42,534 LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHERE, IN KYLE'S BEDROOM? 865 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:45,170 I DON'T WANT TO SIT AROUND, WONDERING WHEN WE'LL TALK. 866 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:46,938 IF HE'S MAD, WHY'S HE MAD? 867 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:48,540 I HATE THIS! I REALLY, REALLY -- 868 00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:51,377 HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO TELL MOMMY WHAT HAPPENED IN KYLE'S BEDROOM! 869 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:53,812 JESS WAS UPSET, AND I WENT TO LOOK FOR HIM. 870 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,515 WE WERE KISSING, THEN IT SEEMED LIKE HE WANTED TO -- 871 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:59,985 DID YOU? NO, THEN HE GOT ALL WEIRD, LIKE HE WAS MAD AT ME. 872 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:04,323 IF HE WAS MAD BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HIM, THEN HE'S A JERK. 873 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,393 BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S WHY HE'S MAD AT ME. 874 00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:09,428 I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S MAD AT ME. 875 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:11,263 HE WON'T TALK, JUST SULKS, THEN DISAPPEARS, 876 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,698 AND WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH WITH HIM, 877 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,333 HE SHOWS UP WITH DISTILLER TICKETS! 878 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,436 DISTILLER TICK-- 879 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:19,405 WHAT DISTILLER TICKETS? 880 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:21,440 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 881 00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:24,276 I WAS EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THAT GIRL, 882 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:27,313 BUT AFTER THE HOCKEY GAME, I WAS THAT GIRL. 883 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,180 WHAT GIRL? HELP ME. DRAG ME ALONG. 884 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,249 THE GIRL WHO LET'S HER BOYFRIEND TREAT HER 885 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:32,584 LIKE DIRT AND THEN LIES. 886 00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:34,653 OKAY, WE NEED A BREATH HERE. 887 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,456 [ SIGHS ] 888 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:38,690 SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH HIM, 889 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,726 AND IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE. 890 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:43,395 YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM TALK, RORY. HE HAS TO WANT TO. 891 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,998 BUT WHY DOESN'T HE WANT TO? BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY HARD FOR HIM. 892 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,634 HEY, WE'RE NOT LEAVING! 893 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,703 WE'RE GONNA LIVE IN THIS CAR! WE'RE GONNA DIE IN THIS CAR! 894 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,005 SO FIND ANOTHER FREAKIN' SPOT! 895 00:37:57,343 --> 00:37:59,511 HONEY. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 896 00:37:59,578 --> 00:38:02,914 I'M TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT IT. I'M JUST -- 897 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,216 I'M TIRED. 898 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,452 OKAY. 899 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:15,226 SO -- NOTHING HAPPENED. 900 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,462 OKAY. 901 00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,900 HEY. YOU HUNGRY? I CAN MAKE US SOME EGGS. 902 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:28,774 SO, I HEAR YOU WENT TO SEE MY FATHER LAST NIGHT. 903 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,676 HE CAME BY? HE CAME BY. 904 00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:33,512 I DIDN'T THINK HE'D HAVE THE GUTS. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 905 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:35,647 JESS, I DON'T LIKE YOUR FATHER VERY MUCH. 906 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:38,517 SO THAT MEANS I CAN'T KNOW HE'S HERE? 907 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:40,686 YOU KNOW HE'S HERE. NO THANKS TO YOU. 908 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:42,921 SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN FROM ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 909 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,791 YOU DON'T THINK YOU OWED TO TELL ME? NO, I DIDN'T. 910 00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:47,826 WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON HERE WITH YOU, 911 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,861 I KIND OF HOPED HE'D JUST WALK AWAY. 912 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,631 BUT, ONCE AGAIN, JIMMY MAKES THE WRONG MOVE. 913 00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:55,701 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHAT THE RIGHT MOVE IS?! 914 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,736 I'M THE ONE WHO'S SAVING YOUR ASS CONSTANTLY. 915 00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,572 I'M THE ONE WHO JUST WROTE A CHECK TO KYLE'S FATHER 916 00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,808 SO HE WOULDN'T PRESS CHARGES AGAINST YOU! 917 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,311 I'M THE ONE TRYING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE 918 00:39:06,378 --> 00:39:07,946 INTO YOUR THICK HEAD ABOUT THE FUTURE! 919 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,382 OH, HERE WE GO! YOU DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY! 920 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,217 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOING SO CRAPPY IN SCHOOL! 921 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:15,053 YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH. YOU READ MORE THAN ANYONE I'VE EVER SEEN. 922 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,189 THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULD BE BARELY GRADUATING. 923 00:39:18,256 --> 00:39:19,625 I'M NOT. YOU'RE NOT WHAT? 924 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,393 I'M NOT GRADUATING! YES, YOU ARE! 925 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,928 NO, I'M NOT! YES, YOU ARE! 926 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:25,997 BECAUSE WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT IF YOU WERE GONNA LIVE HERE, 927 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,467 YOU WERE GONNA GO TO SCHOOL, AND GRADUATE! 928 00:39:28,534 --> 00:39:30,235 WELL, I DIDN'T, AND I'M NOT. 929 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,870 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! 930 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:34,940 WHAT, YOU DO THIS JUST TO SPITE ME? FORGET IT! IT'S DONE! 931 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,675 WHAT'S YOUR LIFE NOW, WAL-MART FULL-TIME? 932 00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:38,176 THAT'S YOUR GREAT FUTURE? 933 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,012 GONNA TAKE THE PLUNGE AND BUY YOURSELF A SECOND BLUE VEST? 934 00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:44,149 MAYBE. WHY NOT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? I MEAN, IT'S NO DINER! 935 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,985 HEY, I OWN THIS BUSINESS! I BUILT IT! THIS IS MINE! 936 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,020 I'M NOT AT THE MERCY OF SOME BOSS, 937 00:39:49,087 --> 00:39:51,657 WAITING AND HOPING TO BE CHOSEN EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 938 00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,291 FOR EXTRA BUCKS AND A PLAQUE. 939 00:39:53,358 --> 00:39:54,893 I'M ALWAYS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH! 940 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,896 I'M EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR, OF THE CENTURY, OF THE UNIVERSE! 941 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:00,932 YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO HAVE A JOB LIKE MINE. 942 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,672 OKAY... HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 943 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,507 YOU'RE GONNA LIVE HERE ONE MORE YEAR. 944 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:10,008 YOU'RE GONNA QUIT YOUR JOB. 945 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,043 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE 12th GRADE OVER AGAIN, 946 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,979 AND YOU WILL GRADUATE. 947 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,814 NO! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU HERE! 948 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:18,116 YOU QUIT YOUR JOB. YOU GO TO SCHOOL. 949 00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:20,385 I AM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL! 950 00:40:20,452 --> 00:40:23,622 SO THAT'S IT? YEAH, THAT'S IT! 951 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:25,491 THEN YOU GOT TO GO. 952 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,568 I THOUGHT I SMELLED COFFEE. 953 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:38,870 GOOD MORNING, YOUR HIGHNESS. I TRUST YOU SLEPT WELL. 954 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:41,740 AND TO WHAT DO I OWE THIS LOVELY DISPLAY OF DOMESTICITY? 955 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,108 WELL, BEING BRILLIANT AND ALL, 956 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:45,544 I FIGURED YOU'D PROBABLY NOT BE IN THE MOOD 957 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:46,978 TO GO TO LUKE'S THIS MORNING, 958 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:49,014 SO I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE BREAKFAST HERE. 959 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,348 WOW, OKAY. 960 00:40:50,415 --> 00:40:51,416 HEY. GOOD? 961 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:53,151 THESE ARE FROM LUKE'S? WHAT? 962 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,587 YOU GOT UP, WENT TO LUKE'S, BROUGHT THIS BACK. 963 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,823 I'M SURE NOT GONNA COOK. THEY'RE GOOD, THANK YOU. 964 00:40:57,889 --> 00:41:01,092 I PUT 'EM ON A PLATE JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE 'EM. 965 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:03,261 WELL, THERE IT IS. 966 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,497 "MR. AND MRS. THOMAS LISTER ANNOUNCE THE ENGAGEMENT 967 00:41:05,564 --> 00:41:07,032 "OF THEIR DAUGHTER, LINDSAY ANN, 968 00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:09,467 TO DEAN FORESTER, SON OF RANDY AND BARBARA FORESTER." 969 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,002 MY GOD. THEY'RE A GOOD-LOOKING COUPLE. 970 00:41:11,069 --> 00:41:13,238 IF THEY'RE KIDS CAN SING, THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM. 971 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,874 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED. 972 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:19,511 MAYBE THEY HAVE TO GET MARRIED BEFORE HE GROWS TOO TALL. 973 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:23,214 I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY. I KNOW. YOU'RE GOOD IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 974 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,552 SOME PEOPLE GET MARRIED YOUNG AND EVERYTHING TURNS OUT FINE. 975 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:28,687 ABSOLUTELY. THAT'D BE NICE. 976 00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:30,121 WELL, WE'LL KEEP A GOOD THOUGHT. 977 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,558 HEY, HERE'S A PICTURE OF KIRK PINNED BY THE CASKET. 978 00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:36,027 [ LAUGHING ] YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S BAD ENOUGH THIS HAD TO HAPPEN, 979 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,063 BUT HIS PANTS SPLITTING ON TOP OF IT? 980 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:41,533 YEAH. I HOPE HE NEVER TAKES TOO CLOSE A LOOK AT HIS LIFE. 981 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,569 AMEN. SO THIS GOES ON THE FRIDGE, RIGHT? 982 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,537 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. YEAH. 983 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:12,731 HEY. HEY. 984 00:42:12,798 --> 00:42:15,801 CAN I SIT? UH, SURE, SIT. 985 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:20,806 I THOUGHT YOU TOOK AN EARLIER BUS. 986 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,108 MY FIRST CLASS GOT CANCELLED TODAY. 987 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:24,576 OH. 988 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,046 SO WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON? 989 00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:30,481 NOTHING MUCH. FRAN DIED. I HEARD. 990 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,117 I WENT TO HER FUNERAL YESTERDAY. 991 00:42:32,183 --> 00:42:33,619 LUKE WENT, TOO. 992 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:35,053 I SAW HIM THERE. YEAH? 993 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,888 HE WAS IN THE BACK. 994 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:47,265 I CAN'T GO TO THE PROM. 995 00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:49,334 I COULDN'T GET TICKETS. 996 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:52,437 OH. 997 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:53,805 SORRY. 998 00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:00,779 THIS IS MY STOP. OKAY. 999 00:43:00,846 --> 00:43:03,414 SO, YOU'LL CALL ME? 1000 00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:05,684 YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU. 1001 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,244 [ SIGHS ]